Friday 05 December 2008

Declaration D'Amour

 

Nandamina sy nanadio ny boaty imailaka aho androany ary nahita an'itony imailaka nampitaina (forwarded) itony. Efa elaela ihany no nahazoako azy ity,  ka nampitsiky ahy finaritra, mba ampitaiko aminareo. Mba ahoana rehefa matematisianina no mitory fitiavana?


I love you,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in Trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of a particular magnitude from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, my heart differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. 

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. Who said Mathematicians cannot charm ladies?
You make my heart pump like a Turbo diesel engine. Really, I love you , especially the way you wanna joke with me about all your infected attachement file. 

very best wishes,
your love,
Me


Niezaka ihany aho ny handika azy io @ teny malagasy fa tena sarotra be noho  ireo teny somary siantifika/matematika ireo ka nialana fotsiny. Azo adika @ teny frantsay, @ alalan'i GooGle  moa izy io hoantsika izay tsy miteny anglisy loatra. Ataovy dika-petaka (copier-coller), dia adikao eto.

dia ampy 


Hevitra

  1. 0xxx 03/24,2008 | 23:14

    Hi hi hi ! ke c'est romantic lol

    vive le matheuuuxxxx



  2. 1ikalamako 03/25,2008 | 01:27

    ny anay taloha toa izao :

    TOI

    Tu es conséquence de mes désirs
    Axe de mes rêveries
    Radical de mon avenir
    Bissectrice de ma vie.

    Toi parallèle à mon choix
    Delta prime de mon cœur
    Autorité de ma joie
    Symétrie de mon bonheur

    Tu es médiane de ma pensée
    Hypothèse de mon corps
    Complément de mon palais
    Périmètre de ma mort

    Le symptôme est ton affaire
    Mais je voudrais un jour
    Te demander la grammaire
    Et les règles de l’amour

    Tu es fort en géométrie
    Tu sais bien les théorèmes
    Mais OA + OB, chéri
    Ne veut pas dire je t’aime.

    Tu es un as en algèbre
    Tu sais ce qu’un point fixe
    J’avoue que tu es célèbre
    Mais l’amour n’est pas un x

    Tu n’ignores guère les vecteurs
    Et la signification du point O
    Mais mettre x en facteur
    En amour c’est zéro.

    Tu es fort en anglais
    Ah, vraiment tu sais tout
    Mais les adjectifs composés
    Ne veulent pas dire I love you

    Tu es fort en histoire
    Mais Boyard et François Ier
    N’ont vraiment rien à voir
    Dans l’histoire d’un baiser.



  3. 2maintikely 03/25,2008 | 06:26

    giravy koa izany, aucun romantisme aucun :(
    sady fitadidiana voambolana mathematika kosa angamba io kah!

    tapaka ny tsinaiko @ilay hoe you make my heart pump like a turbo diesel engine!!!



  4. 3lap 03/25,2008 | 11:39

    Milay kosa an!
    Dia ao ambadik'ilay karatra postaly :
    (x^2+9/4y^2+z^2-1)^3 - x^2z^3-9/80y^2z^3=0 :-)



  5. 4news2dago 03/25,2008 | 12:00

    tena voa kely ihany ny sain'ilay ranamana e!



  6. 5simp 03/25,2008 | 13:03

    xxx,
    hihi
    d ahoana kou? :b:b:b

    diso cible ihany lery fa mety tsy handaitra firy @ tsy "matheux" ny declaration romantikany :)

    ikalamako,
    kay kay kay
    tena mpahay raha mintsy ity ikalamako ity. Manin tsara ny x a?

    maintikely,
    tsy hainao nga le nerd and sexy

    lap,
    mi-redirect any @ tsy izy ilay rohy :)
    :-P

    news,
    maladie d'amour eee ;-)



  7. 6jogany 03/25,2008 | 21:05

    PISSSOOOAAAA avy aingana fa aty feno mathématiques sy chiffres!!!
    don't worry she'll save the day-date, lol



  8. 7simp 03/25,2008 | 23:00

    ol
    sao d ozy hoe aleo aloha jerena kely le solved polynomial of degree 10'like heart ? :)

    sa ve lasa turbo diesel koa ny fony eee :b:b:b



  9. 8simp 03/25,2008 | 23:01

    latsaka ny l



  10. 9pissoa 03/26,2008 | 12:00

    Jogany & simp : ha ha ha !

    fa na zany aza milay be le Turbo diesel lol.



  11. 10rapala 03/26,2008 | 13:12

    tapaka ny tsinaiko namaky io declaration d'amour io...tsy ratsy kosa surtout raha mitovy ny wave length ndry zareo, hiiiiii



  12. 11simp 03/26,2008 | 16:02

    hihi
    tsy mbo hoe nientenanentana toy ny turbo diesel ny foko namaky ny declaration d'amour :-P

    sali sali an



  13. 12lap 03/27,2008 | 18:25

    mandeha ilay rohy ko :-P
    otran'ny mampatahotra be marina le izy rehefa jerena otran'zao kle

    ary ilay TD ve tsy danz ihany ? mahalatsak'h mampamoaka CO2 vtrakiny be, miaraka @ particules :-P



  14. 13Tokinao 03/27,2008 | 19:42

    simp > Zah ndray tsy niezaka ny handìka, fa niezaka ny hamaky hatramin'ny farany , fa dia tena tsy nety e hihihihi

    Misaotra e :-)



  15. 14lap 03/27,2008 | 20:25

    tsy mandeha kay ilay balise del :evil:



  16. 15simp 03/27,2008 | 21:59

    lap,
    hay mande kay eeee :)
    milay be, misy betsaka ao @ le jereo eto tao iny...
    ny TD motera manome angovo eee ;-)

    Toky,
    ra vao mbola miteny ihany ny akaman'la hoe mande ve zao vohikala fitadiavana olon-tiana izao dia tonga dia omeo azy ny hafatra hoe otr'zao ny patiny hoe ;-)




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