Declaration D'Amour
Nandamina sy nanadio ny boaty imailaka aho androany ary nahita an'itony imailaka nampitaina (forwarded) itony. Efa elaela ihany no nahazoako azy ity, ka nampitsiky ahy finaritra, mba ampitaiko aminareo. Mba ahoana rehefa matematisianina no mitory fitiavana?
I love you,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in Trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of a particular magnitude from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, my heart differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order
derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. Who said Mathematicians cannot
charm ladies?
You make my heart pump like a
Turbo diesel engine. Really, I love you , especially the way you wanna joke with
me about all your infected attachement file.
very best wishes,
your love,
Me
Niezaka ihany aho ny handika azy io @ teny malagasy fa tena sarotra be noho ireo teny somary siantifika/matematika ireo ka nialana fotsiny. Azo adika @ teny frantsay, @ alalan'i GooGle moa izy io hoantsika izay tsy miteny anglisy loatra. Ataovy dika-petaka (copier-coller), dia adikao eto.
dia ampy